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The Leisure Suit
Chronicles
A week at sea. A lifetime of bad decisions. Sign here.
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This voyage is for passengers aged 19 to 69 only.
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This is a work of comedic fiction featuring innuendo and suggestive humor in the classic adventure-game tradition. No explicit content is depicted.