EMOTIONAL DAMAGE SIMULATOR

2 minutes of pure cartoon catharsis. No real humans were harmed.

1. Pick your victim (25 archetypes)

2. Pick the outfit (25 styles)

1:00
Score: 0
Combo x1
Click = slap | Double-click = combo | Right-click = special | Drag = grab and yeet | Wheel = spin | Hold = charged attack

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE SIMULATOR

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FINISH HIM... WITH COMEDY

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